The former president's former lawyer suggested he'll feed his kids to the wolves to save his own skin, Kimmel said. Donald Trump will "finally get to meet all the illegal aliens he's been screaming about," he joked. "Who has $2.8 million and might need to get off the planet fast?" Maybe the rich guy in deepening legal peril. And the main reason these masks are still needed, the only reason they need them on the floor of the House, is because less than half of House Republicans are vaccinated." He explained how certain unvaccinated people are total "freeloaders." Jeff Bezos is auctioning off a seat on his Blue Origin space tourism flight, and the current high bid is $2.8 million, Kimmel said. "It look a while, but we finally found the one thing House Republicans aren't willing to cover up: their faces. "That guy should run for president." (The joke is, he just did.) "The new new thing in Washington now that's dividing Congress is the mask mandate in the House of Representatives - Democrats want it, so Republicans, naturally, don't," Jimmy Kimmel said on Kimmel Live. "Wow, what an impassioned speech," Colbert marveled. Tim Ryan's (D-Ohio) explained his bafflement at this strategy on the House floor. 6 probe could undercut their midterm message," Stephen Colbert sighed at The Late Show. "People said, 'Don't you care that they tried to kill your brother?' And he was like 'No's before bros!' That will make for a fun family barbecue this summer: 'Mother, ask Judas how he wants his meat patty.'" The Late Show suggested this year's Pence Thanksgiving will be awkward, to the tune of Sister Sledge's "We Are Family." Apparently, "Republicans don't want to find out why they were almost murdered because it could hurt them politically," believing "a Jan. "Come on, there's a better chance of 10 dentists supporting Mountain Dew Cake Smash." "Get this, Mike Pence's brother Greg Pence voted no," Fallon laughed. 6 'Bring Your Insane Rioter to Work Day.'" The commission bill "now heads to the Senate, where it needs support of 10 Republicans," he said. "Not only did 175 Republicans vote against the commission, they also want to make Jan. 6 Capitol riots," Jimmy Fallon said on Thursday's Tonight Show. "Last night the House voted 252-175 to form a commission that would investigate the Jan. I got it.Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon joke about Greg Pence's no vote on solving Mike Pence's attempted murder “If I let anyone down, it hurt my feelings that they didn’t like it. “They have a right to be mad,” Fallon told The New York Times in May. “Ignoring it is just as bad as supporting it.”įallon was criticized last year for his light banter with then-presidential candidate Trump during an appearance on “The Tonight Show.” The late-night host was accused of not being critical enough of Trump and at one point even ran his fingers through Trump’s hair. “It’s important for everyone, especially white people in this country, to speak out against this,” he said. “And I think he finally spoke out because people everywhere stood up and said something. “The fact that it took the President two days to come out and clearly denounce racists and white supremacists is shameful,” Fallon said. He also called out the actions of President Donald Trump and his delayed response to the tragedy. Heather Heyer died ‘fighting for what she believed in’ Fallon said he wondered how he would explain racism to his young daughters, who are 2 and 4, and paid tribute to Heather Heyer, who died after a car rammed into a group protesting the white nationalists.
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